If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!